老友记老友记S01E02

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1>>You don't understand.

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2>>For us,kissing is as important as any part.

3>>Yeah,right!

4>>You serious?

5>>Oh,yeah.

6>>- Everything is in that first kiss. - Absolutely.

7>>For us,kissing's an opening act..

8>>like the comedian you have to sit through..

9>>before Pink Floyd comes out.

10>>And it's not that we don't like the comedian.

11>>It's just that that's not why we bought the ticket.

12>>The problem is,no matter how great the show was..

13>>you girls are looking for the comedian again.

14>>We're in the car,fighting traffic, just trying to stay awake.

15>>Word of advice: Bring back the comedian.

16>>Or next time you'll find yourself listening to that album alone.

17>>Are we still talking about sex?

18>>The One With the Sonogram at the End

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20>>No,it's good. It is good.

21>>It's just that Doesn't she seem a little angry?

22>>Well,she has issues.

23>>Does she?

24>>Try to live with "Mr. I'm Evolving."

25>>He's out while she's home getting the mastodon smell out of the carpet.

26>>Marsha,see,these are cave people.

27>>Okay,they have issues like:

28>>"Gee,that glacier's getting kind of close."

29>>Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife?

30>>- No. - Yes,it is. Carol,hi!

31>>Okay. Yes,it is. I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age.

32>>- Can I stay? - No.

33>>- Hi. - Hi.

34>>- Is this a bad time? - No,it's..

35>>the Stone Age.

36>>You look great. I hate that.

37>>Sorry. Thanks. You look good too.

38>>Well,you know, in here,anyone who..

39>>stands erect..

40>>- What's new? Still a - A lesbian?

41>>You never know. How's the family?

42>>- Marty's still totally paranoid. - Carol,why are you here?

43>>- I'm pregnant. - Pregnant.

44>>She didn't leave in such a hurry after all.

45>>This is the Three's Company episode with a misunderstanding.

46>>Then I've already seen this one.

47>>Are you through with that?

48>>Sorry,the swallowing slowed me down.

49>>Whose ball of paper is this?

50>>Mine. I wrote a note to myself, then I didn't need it.

51>>So I balled it up and now I wish I was dead.

52>>She already fluffed that pillow. You already fluffed It's fine.

53>>I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition.

54>>Parents can be cruel about the flatness of a child's pillow.

55>>Relax,you do this every time. The place looks great.

56>>You got a lasagna here that looks good enough..

57>>to avoid touching.

58>>Monica? Hi!

59>>Monica,you're scaring me.

60>>I mean,you're all chaotic and twirly,you know?

61>>Not in a good way.

62>>Calm down. You don't see Ross getting twirly every time they come.

63>>That's because my parents think Ross can do no wrong.

64>>You see,he's "The Prince."

65>>They had some big ceremony before I was born.

66>>- What? - Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster.

67>>- Has anybody seen my engagement ring? - It's beautiful.

68>>Oh,God! Oh,God! Oh,God!

69>>No,don't touch that.

70>>Like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough,having to give it back.

71>>"Hi,Barry,remember me? I'm the girl that stomped on your heart."

72>>Now I must return the ring without the ring..

73>>which makes it so much harder.

74>>Easy,we'll find it. Won't we?

75>>Look,it's gonna be okay. You'll give it back..

76>>- and we'll eat ice cream. - Okay. It's a pear-shaped diamond

77>>Any diamond ring we find, we'll run it by you.

78>>- When did you have it last? - Doy,right before she lost it.

79>>You don't get a lot of "doy" these days.

80>>I know I had it this morning.

81>>I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with

82>>Dinah?

83>>- Oh,don't be mad. - You didn't.

84>>- Oh,I'm sorry. - I gave you one job!

85>>But look how straight those noodles are.

86>>That's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagna.

87>>I just can't do it.

88>>Boys? We're going in.

89>>Hi.

90>>- That is not a happy "hi." - Carol's pregnant.

91>>I found it!

92>>What?

93>>Yeah.

94>>Do that for two hours,you might be where I am about now.

95>>That puts that whole pillow thing in perspective.

96>>How do you fit into this whole thing?

97>>Carol and Susan want me to be involved.

98>>But if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.

99>>- It's totally up to me. - She is so great. I miss her.

100>>- What does she mean by "involved"? - Your job is done.

101>>And the most enjoyable.

102>>Phoebe,say something.

103>>They want me to go down to this sonogram thing..

104>>with them tomorrow.

105>>Remember when life was simpler..

106>>and she was just a lesbian?

107>>Those were the days.

108>>- What are you gonna do? - I have no idea.

109>>No matter what I do, I'm still gonna be a father.

110>>This is still ruined,right?

111>>Martha Lugwin's daughter is gonna call you.

112>>- What's that curry taste? - Curry.

113>>I think they're great. I really do.

114>>The big Lugwin had a thing for you.

115>>- They all had a thing for him. - Oh,Mom.

116>>Why is this girl going to call me?

117>>She just graduated,and she wants to be something in cooking or food..

118>>I told her you have a restaurant

119>>- I don't have,I work in a restaurant. - They don't have to know that.

120>>- Ross,help me with the spaghetti. - Yes.

121>>Oh,we're having spaghetti. That's easy.

122>>We were going to have lasagna.

123>>- I love lasagna. - We're not having it.

124>>Then why bring it up? He latches on.

125>>This will sound unbelievably selfish..

126>>but did you plan to bring up the baby/lesbian thing?

127>>It might take the heat off of me.

128>>That Rachel. We saw her parents at the club.

129>>They were not playing well.

130>>I won't say what they spent..

131>>but $40,000 is a lot for a wedding.

132>>At least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar.

133>>- What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing.

134>>- It's an expression. - No,it's not.

135>>Don't listen to her. You've always been independent.

136>>Even when you were a chubby kid..

137>>and you had no friends, you were just fine.

138>>You'd read alone in your room. Your puzzles..

139>>People like Ross need to shoot for the stars.

140>>With his museum and his published papers.

141>>Others are satisfied with staying where they are.

142>>These people never get cancer.

143>>They're happy with what they have,content..

144>>like cows.

145>>Cows,Dad?

146>>She knows how much I love cows.

147>>I read about women trying to have it all,and I thank God..

148>>our "Harmonica" doesn't have that problem.

149>>- I'm telling you,you'll be fine. - Thank you,Daddy.

150>>Oh,so this does work.

151>>So,Ross,what's going on with you?

152>>Any stories? No news,no little anecdotes to share with the folks?

153>>Look,I realize you guys have been wondering..

154>>what exactly happened between Carol and me.

155>>And so,well,here's the deal.

156>>Carol's a lesbian.

157>>She lives with a woman named Susan.

158>>She's pregnant with my child.

159>>She and Susan are going to raise the baby.

160>>And you knew about this?

161>>Folks are really that bad?

162>>Well,you know,these people are pros.

163>>They know what they do.

164>>They take their time. They get the job done.

165>>They say that you can't change your parents.

166>>Boy,if you could,I'd want yours.

167>>Must pee.

168>>It's worse when you're twins.

169>>- You're a twin? - We don't speak.

170>>She's this high-powered, driven,career-type.

171>>- What does she do? - She's a waitress.

172>>- Identical? - People say we look alike.

173>>But I don't see it.

174>>You guys,I kind of gotta clean up now.

175>>Chandler,as an only child, you don't have this.

176>>No,although I did have an imaginary friend..

177>>who my parents preferred.

178>>Hit the lights,please.

179>>How long was I in there?

180>>- I'm just cleaning up. - Oh,you need any help?

181>>Okay,sure. Thanks.

182>>Anyway..

183>>So you nervous about Barry tomorrow?

184>>A little.

185>>A lot.

186>>So,got any advice?

187>>You know,as someone who's recently been dumped.

188>>You may wanna steer clear of the word "dumped."

189>>Chances are he's gonna be this broken shell of a man.

190>>You should try not to look too terrific. I know it'll be hard.

191>>Or I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring.

192>>And you can go with Carol and Susan to the ob-gyn.

193>>You've got Carol tomorrow.

194>>- When did it get so complicated? - Got me.

195>>- Remember being in high school? - Yeah.

196>>Didn't you think you'd meet someone..

197>>fall in love,and that'd be it?

198>>- Ross? - Yes. Yes.

199>>Man,I never thought I'd be here.

200>>Me neither.

201>>Sorry I'm late. I got stuck at work.

202>>There was this big dinosaur thing. Anyway..

203>>Hi.

204>>- You remember Susan. - How could I forget?

205>>Hello,Susan. Good shake,good shake.

206>>So,we're just waiting for?

207>>- Dr. Oberman. - And is he?

208>>- She. - Of course,"she."

209>>Is she familiar with our special situation?

210>>- Yes,and she's very supportive. - Okay,that's great.

211>>No,I'm Oh.

212>>Thanks.

213>>That opens my cervix.

214>>- Barry? - Come on in.

215>>- Are you sure? - It's fine.

216>>Robbie's gonna be here for hours.

217>>So,how are you doing?

218>>I'm..

219>>I'm okay.

220>>- You look great. - Yeah,well.

221>>Dr. Farber,Jason Greenspan's gagging.

222>>Be right there. Be back in a second.

223>>I dumped him.

224>>So,how's this all gonna work?

225>>The baby grows in a special place inside

226>>Thank you.

227>>I mean,how's this gonna work, you know,with us?

228>>When important decisions have to be made?

229>>- Give me a "for instance." - Well,I don't know.

230>>- How about with the baby's name? - Marlon.

231>>If it's a boy. Minnie,if it's a girl.

232>>As in "Mouse"?

233>>As in my grandmother.

234>>Still,you say "Minnie," you hear "Mouse."

235>>How about..?

236>>How about Julia?

237>>- Julia. - We agreed on Minnie.

238>>We agreed we'd spend our lives together.

239>>Things change. Roll with the punches.

240>>I believe Julia's on the table?

241>>Sorry about that.

242>>So,what have you been up to?

243>>Oh,not much.

244>>- I got a job. - That's great.

245>>Why are you so tan?

246>>I went to Aruba.

247>>Oh,no. You went on our honeymoon alone?

248>>No.

249>>I went with..

250>>- Now,this may hurt. - Me?

251>>No.

252>>I went with Mindy.

253>>Mindy?

254>>My maid of honor,Mindy?

255>>Yeah,we're kind of a thing now.

256>>You got plugs!

257>>Careful. They haven't quite taken yet.

258>>And you got lenses.

259>>You hate sticking your finger in your eye.

260>>Not for her.

261>>Listen,I really wanted to thank you.

262>>Okay.

263>>A month ago,I wanted to hurt you more than I've ever wanted to.

264>>And I'm an orthodontist.

265>>You know,you were right. I thought we were happy.

266>>We weren't happy.

267>>But with Mindy..

268>>now I'm happy.

269>>- Spit. - What?

270>>Me.

271>>Anyway..

272>>I guess this belongs to you. Or maybe some day Mindy.

273>>Like she'd settle for that.

274>>Yeah,that's true.

275>>But I think it's a nice ring..

276>>and thank you for giving it to me.

277>>Thank you for giving it back.

278>>Hello!

279>>- Please,what's wrong with Helen? - Helen Geller?

280>>- I don't think so. - It's not gonna be Helen Geller.

281>>- Thank you. - No,I mean,it's not Geller.

282>>It'll be Helen Willick?

283>>No,actually,we talked about Helen Willick Bunch.

284>>Wait a minute. Why is she in the title?

285>>It's my baby too.

286>>Really? I don't remember you making any sperm.

287>>And we all know what a challenge that is.

288>>- You two,stop it. - She gets a credit. I'm in there too.

289>>Helen Willick Bunch Geller? I think that borders on child abuse.

290>>Of course not. I'm suggesting Geller Willick Bunch.

291>>See what he does? He knows no one's gonna say all those names.

292>>They'll call her Geller. He gets his way.

293>>My way? You think this is my way?

294>>Of all the ways I ever imagined this moment being..

295>>this is not my You know what? This is too hard.

296>>Knock,knock. How are we? Any nausea?

297>>- A little. - Just a little.

298>>I was wondering about the mother-to-be,but thanks for sharing.

299>>- Lie back. - You know what? I'm gonna go.

300>>I don't think I can be involved in this family thing.

301>>- Oh,my God! - Look at that.

302>>I know.

303>>Well,isn't that amazing?

304>>What are we supposed to be seeing here?

305>>I don't know,but I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.

306>>If you tilt your head and relax your eyes..

307>>it kind of looks like an old potato.

308>>Then don't do that,all right?

309>>Monica,what do you think?

310>>- Are you welling up? - No.

311>>- You are. You're welling up. - I'm not.

312>>- You're gonna be an aunt. - Oh,shut up.

313>>Hi,Mindy. Hi,it's Rachel.

314>>Yeah,I'm fine. I saw Barry today.

315>>Yeah,he told me. No,it's okay. Really,it's okay.

316>>I hope you two are very happy. I really do.

317>>And,Min,you know, if everything works out..

318>>and you guys get married and have kids..

319>>I hope they have his hairline and your nose!

320>>That was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now!

1>>你们男生不懂亲吻对女生的重要性

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2>>对我们而言,亲吻和其他任何部分一样重要

3>>没错

4>>当真?

5>>当然

6>> - 你想了解的一切全在初吻之中  - 没错

7>>对我们而言亲吻就像是开场

8>>就像佛洛伊飞船出场前

9>>你得耐着性子先看完脱口秀

10>> 对,我们并非讨厌脱口秀

11>>只是那不是我们买票的原因

12>>问题出在于演唱会结束后 不论表演有多精采

13>> 你们女生总还想再看脱口秀

14>>我们在车上奋力杀出车阵  只是拼命让自己别睡着

15>>是哦?给你一个建议 叫脱口秀主持人再度上场

16>>否则下次,你们只能坐家里听唱片

17>>我们还在谈论性吗?

18>>六人行 第1季 第02集 参加助产训练班

19>>荣誉出品 河马根据网络字幕微调制作

20>>不,这样很好

21>>只是她看起来是不是有点生气吗?

22>>她有麻烦事

23>> 她有吗?

24>>他尝试和“参与者先生”生活在一起

25>>他在外头乱搞女人  而她却待家里设法去除地毯上乳齿象的味道

26>>玛莎,他们是穴居人

27>>他们关心的问题是

28>>Gee,那条冰河愈来愈接近了

29>>谈到麻烦事,那不是你前妻吗?

30>>- 不,那不是  - 是的,是卡箩,嗨

31>>好吧,是她 我会到冰河期去找你

32>>- 我可以留在这吗?  - 要我说,不

33>>- 嗨. - 嗨

34>>- 我来的时间不对? - 不,这里是…

35>>石器时代

36>>你的气色好极了,我讨厌看到这样

37>>抱歉,谢了!你的气色也很好

38>>好吧,在这儿任何人

39>>直立行走的人…

40>>- 最近如何? 还是… - 女同志?

41>>问问无妨嘛,家庭生活如何?

42>>- 玛蒂的疑心病还是很重  - 卡萝,为什么来这儿?

43>>- 我怀孕了  - 怀孕

44>>她似乎不急着离开

45>>这是“斯瑞家族公司”,他们有误会的那集

46>>我看过这一集

47>>喝完没?

48>>抱歉,吞下去的时间太慢

49>>这是谁的小纸团?

50>>我的,我写给自己一张便条 后来觉得自己不需要

51>>于是将它揉成纸团 现在我不想活了

52>>她已经拍松过那个枕头.  摩妮卡,你已经拍过了枕头了?

53>>我只是不想让他们有藉题发挥的机会

54>>我们都知道父母对枕头平的孩子有多凶

55>>放松一下,你每次都这样  这里看起来已经很棒了

56>>你这里有意大利烤面 这看起来好极了

57>>还不许碰

58>>摩妮卡?嗨!

59>>摩妮卡…你吓到我了

60>>我是说,你现在这样子慌慌张张的

61>>显得不是很好

62>>安心吧.你们没看过每次他们来时  罗斯慌张的模样

63>>因为在我爸妈心目中罗斯不可能犯错

64>> 他是个王子

65>>显然,他们在我出生前有个大型仪式

66>>什么? - 丑陋裸男有个“美腿器”

67>>- 有人看见我的订婚戒指吗?  - 有,很漂亮

68>>天啊! 天啊! 天啊! 糟了•,.

69>>嘿,不要动它们

70>>明天就要还他戒指 我似乎还不够担心

71>> “巴瑞,记得我吗?我是那个穿白纱  让你在亲友面前出糗的人”

72>> 天啊,如今我必须还他戒指 偏偏戒指不见了

73>>叫我如何面对他

74>>别急,我们会找到的,对不?

75>>一切都会好的,我们会把它找回来的

76>>- 而且我们会吃很多冰淇淋  - 好吧,是一个珍珠型的钻石

77>>不管我们找到什么样的钻石戒指都会给你的

78>>- 最後一次戴是在什么时候?  - “孩子”,大概是在遗失之前

79>>这年头说“孩子”的人不多

80>>我今天早上还戴它

81>>我在厨房戴着做…

82>>面条?

83>>- 别生气 - 你不会

84>>- 对不起  - 我就让你做了这么一件事情

85>>你看面条现在变得多直

86>> 摩妮卡,在千层面中找订婚戒指不是那样找的

87>>我办不到

88>>我们很高兴做

89>>嗨. 各位

90>>- 这可不是开心的“嗨”  - 卡萝怀孕了

91>>我找到了

92>>什,什,什么?

93>>是的

94>>你再持续两小时,就会变成我这样

95>>如此一来,枕头的事就可先揽在一旁?

96>>你现在要怎么办?

97>>卡萝说她和苏珊想让我加人

98>>但是对这件事我不太感到舒服, 我不想卷进去

99>>- 一切由我做决定  - 她人好好,我真想念她

100>>- 她所谓的“加入”代表什么? - 你的阶段性任务已经结束了

101>>也是最有意思的阶段哦

102>>菲比,说点什么

103>>她们要我去做超音波检查

104>>明天和她们两个一起

105>>记得当生活变得简单了…

106>>她也不过是个女同性恋了

107>>这就是生活啊

108>>- 你打算怎么做?  - 我也不知道

109>>不管我怎么做,我还是孩子的爹

110>>面还是被搅乱了,不是吗?

111>>玛莎路金的女儿会打电话给你

112>>- 怎么会有咖哩味?  - 因为有放咖哩?

113>>这东西很好吃,真的

114>>你还记得路金一家人吧?  老路金很惦记你

115>>- 他们一家都很惦记你.  - 不要这样,妈妈

116>>抱歉,她为何要打电话给我?

117>>她刚毕业,想找份烹饪的工作吧

118>>我告诉她你开了一家餐馆

119>>- 不,妈,我没开餐馆,不过是在餐馆工作  - 他们不需要知道

120>>- 罗斯,能帮我做意大利面吗?  - 好的

121>>我们吃意大利面呀?太简单了

122>>我们要吃意大利面了啊

123>>- 我喜欢意大利面  - 不过我们没有意大利面

124>>那为什么要提到这个呢?这下他就来劲了啊

125>>我知道这样要求过于自私

126>>你能不能和他们说一下 小孩/女同性恋之类的事?

127>>因为这样可以让我喘口气

128>>那个瑞秋…我们在俱乐部碰到了她父母

129>>他们很不开心

130>>我不想讲他们为此婚礼花了些什么

131>>但是4万块不是个小数目?

132>>至少她有机会把一个男人留在教堂里的圣坛

133>>- 什么意思?  - 没什么

134>>- 随便说说而已  - 不,不是的

135>>别听你妈乱讲话,你一直都很独立

136>>就连你小时候胖嘟嘟的

137>>一个朋友也没有的时候,你还是活得好好的

138>>你会待在你房里看书…玩拼图

139>>而像罗斯这种人则追求卓越

140>>博物馆,出版论文…

141>>其他人则安於现状

142>>告诉你,这种人不会得癌症

143>>他们对拥有的一切都很开心

144>>就像奶牛一样

145>>奶牛,爸爸?

146>>她知道我有多喜欢奶牛

147>>我还知道这些女人想拥有一切,幸好

148>>我们家的小摩妮卡…没有这种问题

149>>- 我跟你说,你很不错  - 谢谢,老爸

150>>天哦,这个居然还能用

151>>罗斯,最近你怎么样?

152>>最近有什么新闻八卦之类可以和老爸老妈分享的

153>>好吧,我知道你们想了解

154>>我和卡萝之间倒底怎么了

155>>事情是这样的

156>>卡萝是个女同志

157>>她和一个名字苏珊的女人同居

158>>她怀了我的孩子

159>>并打算和苏珊共同扶养他

160>>这些你全都知道?

161>>你的状况真的很糟糕吗?

162>>你要知道这些人十分专业

163>>他们知道他们要做什么

164>>他们会躲在那里,再来个突然袭击

165>>常言道:父母是无法交换的

166>>如果可以,我要你…的父母

167>>我要去尿尿了

168>>如果你是双胞胎,情况会更惨

169>>-你是双胞胎?  -对,我们不往来

170>>她是一心追求事业的人

171>>-她从事什么工作?  -服务生

172>>- 你们俩长的一样吗?  - 大家都说我俩长的很像

173>>但我不这么认为

174>>各位,我得打扫了

175>>钱德,你是独子?你没有这些困扰?

176>>没有,尽管我有个想像中的朋友

177>>而我爸妈比较喜欢他

178>>帮我关灯

179>>我在里面多久了?

180>>- 我只是在打扫  - 需要帮忙吗?

181>>好呀,谢了

182>>总之.

183>>明天要见巴瑞,紧张吗?

184>>有一点

185>>很紧张

186>>有什么建议吗?

187>>就一个最近刚被甩的人而言

188>>你应该避免用“甩”这个字眼

189>>更不巧的是现在他可能痛不欲生

190>>因此你不该显得艳光照人,我知道这一点很难做到

191>>这样吧,我拿戒指还巴瑞

192>>你陪卡萝及苏珊去做检查

193>>你明天得见卡萝

194>>- 此事何时变得这么复杂?  - 你可问倒我了

195>>-还记得我们在高中时代吗?  -记得

196>>你没想过自己会遇见心上人

197>>恋爱,然後厮守终生吗?

198>>- 罗斯?  - 在.在

199>>没想到自己会沦落到这个地步

200>>我也是

201>>抱歉,我迟到了,我忙得无法脱身于

202>>那些大的恐龙之类的事情

203>>嗨

204>>- 罗斯,记得苏珊吗?  - 我怎能忘得了?

205>>你好,苏珊,她的手好有力啊…

206>>那么我们在等…

207>>- 欧伯曼大夫  - 他…?

208>>- 是“她” - 当然是…她

209>>她了解我们的特殊状况?

210>>- 了解,而且她非常支持 - 这太好了

211>>不,我只是

212>>谢了

213>>罗斯,那是用来打开我的子宫颈的

214>>- 巴瑞  - 进来吧

215>>- 进来吧  - 没问题?

216>>罗此得待在这儿好几个小时

217>>最近好吗?

218>>我…

219>>我很好

220>>- 你的气色好极了  - 是的

221>>法大夫,杰森快没气了

222>>马上到,我马上回来

223>>我甩了他

224>>我们该如何处理此事?

225>>婴儿在母亲身体中一个特殊的部位生长

226>>谢谢

227>>我说,我们该如何处理此事?,你知道的…

228>>比方说某些重大的决定

229>>- 举个例子  - 我也说不上来

230>>- 比方说孩子的名字  - 马龙

231>>如果是个男孩马龙,如果是个女孩就叫米妮

232>>和米老鼠的女友同名?

233>>和我奶奶同名

234>>不管怎样,听到这个还是想到老鼠

235>>这个怎么样…?

236>>朱莉亚?

237>>- 朱莉亚  - 我们决定用米妮

238>>真幽默,我们曾决定共同生活一辈子

239>>世事难料,兵来将挡

240>>朱莉亚,就这么决定

241>>抱歉

242>>近来可好?

243>>混得过去

244>>- 我刚找到工作  - 这太好了

245>>你为何晒得这么黑?

246>>我到阿鲁巴了

247>>你自己一个去渡蜜月?

248>>不是的

249>>我和…

250>>- 你也许会很不好受  - 我?

251>>不

252>>我和明蒂去了

253>>明蒂?

254>>我的伴娘明蒂?

255>>对,我们是认真的

256>>你去做植发了?

257>>小心,还不固定

258>>你还配了隐形眼镜?

259>>你不是讨厌将手指放进眼镜吗?

260>>还不是为了她

261>>我真的得感谢你

262>>好

263>>一个月前我想伤害你,我从未如此激动过

264>>我是个整牙医师

265>>你说得没错,我以为我们会过得很快乐

266>>我们不快乐

267>>但是和明蒂在一起

268>>现在我很快乐

269>>-吐掉  -什么?

270>>是和我说

271>>总之

272>>这东西属於你的,或许以后是明蒂的

273>>好像她现在已经开始为这个做准备了

274>>是的,看来是真的

275>>我觉得这是一个不错的戒指

276>>谢谢你送我

277>>谢谢你送还给我

278>>你好!

279>>- 拜托,海伦有什么不好?  - 海伦盖勒?

280>>- 不行  - 她不会叫海伦盖勒的

281>>- 谢谢 - 不,我是说她不姓盖勒

282>>难道她叫海伦威利克

283>>老实说,我们考虑用海伦威利克班奇

284>>等等,为何有她的份?

285>>因为她也是我的宝宝

286>>真的?我不记得女人也会制造精子

287>>我们都知道那是个极大的挑战

288>>- 够了,你们两个,别吵了  - 不,功劳全让她抢了,我也在场

289>>你该不会想用海伦威利克班奇盖勒吧?  因为这有虐待儿童之嫌

290>>当然没有,我想用盖勒威利克班奇

291>>绝对不行,你看他,没人会叫她全名的

292>>他知道别人只会叫她盖勒  这样他就得逞了

293>>我得逞?你认为这样算我得逞?

294>>相信我,我没想到自己会沦落到这种地步

295>>我是不得已的…这很辛苦的

296>>有人在吗? 今天如何,想呕吐吗?

297>>- 一点点  - 只是一点点

298>>我只是问准妈妈,很感谢你们的分享

299>>- 躺好  - 知道吗?我不加入

300>>我认为此时自己无法淌入这浑水

301>>- 我的天呀  - 快看啊

302>>我知道

303>>很神奇吧

304>>我们该看什么?

305>>我不知道,可能是攻击企业号(星舰迷航记)

306>>如果你们把头稍微向左偏,两眼放轻松

307>>它样子就像是一个颗老马铃薯

308>>那么就不要那么干

309>>摩妮卡,你认为呢?

310>>- 你热泪盈眶  - 才没有

311>>- 我只是…  - 你有,你热泪盈眶

312>>- 你就要成为阿姨了  - 闭嘴

313>>明蒂,我是瑞秋

314>>我很好,我今天和巴瑞见面了

315>>对,他告诉我了 不,没关系,真的

316>>我祝福你们幸福快乐,真心诚意的

317>>如果一切顺利

318>>你们结婚生子

319>>希望他们有他的发线和你的鼻子

320>>我知道这招很贱,但我感觉好棒