老友记老友记S01E01

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1>>The One Where It All Began (Pilot)

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3>>There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with.

4>>You're going out with the guy.

5>>There has to be something wrong with him.

6>>All right,Joey. Be nice.

7>>So does he have a hump and a hairpiece?

8>>Wait,does he eat chalk?

9>>I don't want her to go through what I did with Carl.

10>>Okay,everybody relax. This is not even a date.

11>>It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.

12>>Sounds like a date to me.

13>>I'm in high school, in the cafeteria..

14>>and I realize I'm totally naked.

15>>I've had that dream.

16>>Then I look down and I realize there is a phone..

17>>there.

18>>- Instead of - That's right!

19>>Never had that one.

20>>All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.

21>>What do I do? Everyone starts looking at me.

22>>They weren't looking at you before?

23>>Finally,I figure I'd better answer it.

24>>And it turns out it's my mother.

25>>Which is very,very weird because she never calls me.

26>>Hi.

27>>He says,"Hello," I want to kill myself.

28>>You okay?

29>>I feel like someone pulled my intestine out of my mouth..

30>>- and tied it around my neck. - Cookie?

31>>Carol moved her stuff out today.

32>>- Let me get you some coffee. - Thanks.

33>>No,don't! Stop cleansing my aura.

34>>- Just leave my aura alone,okay? - Fine,be murky.

35>>- I'll be fine. I hope she'll be happy. - No,you don't.

36>>No,I don't. To hell with her. She left me!

37>>You never knew she was a lesbian?

38>>No! Okay?

39>>Why does everyone keep fixating on that?

40>>She didn't know. How should I know?

41>>Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.

42>>Did I say that out loud?

43>>I told Mom and Dad last night. They took it pretty well.

44>>Oh,really?

45>>So that hysterical phone call from a woman sobbing..

46>>"I'll never have grandchildren," was what? A wrong number?

47>>Sorry.

48>>Look,you're feeling a lot of pain right now.

49>>You're angry. You're hurting.

50>>Can I tell you what the answer is?

51>>Strip joints!

52>>Hey,you're single. Have some hormones.

53>>But I don't want to be single,okay?

54>>I just want to be married again.

55>>And I just want a million dollars!

56>>- Rachel? - Oh,Monica! Thank God!

57>>I went to your building..

58>>and a guy with a hammer said you'd be here,and you are.

59>>- Can I get you some coffee? - Decaf.

60>>Everybody,this is Rachel, a Lincoln High survivor.

61>>This is everybody. Chandler and Phoebe..

62>>Joey. Remember my brother,Ross?

63>>Sure!

64>>You want to tell us now,or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

65>>Well,it started about a half-hour before the wedding.

66>>I was in the room with all the presents..

67>>and I was looking at this really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat.

68>>When all of a sudden

69>>Sweet 'N Low?

70>>I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than Barry.

71>>I got freaked out, and it hit me:

72>>How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head.

73>>I always knew he looked familiar,but..

74>>I had to get out of there, and I started wondering..

75>>"Why am I doing this," and "Who am I doing it for?"

76>>I didn't know where to go, and I know we've drifted apart..

77>>but you're the only person I know here.

78>>- Who wasn't invited to the wedding. - I hoped that wouldn't be an issue.

79>>I guess he bought her the pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.

80>>"Tuna or egg salad! Decide!"

81>>"I'll have whatever Christina's having."

82>>Daddy,I just I can't marry him.

83>>I'm sorry. I just don't love him.

84>>Well,it matters to me!

85>>"If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off."

86>>She should not be wearing those pants.

87>>Push her down the stairs!

88>>Push her! Push her down the stairs!

89>>Come on,Daddy,listen!

90>>All my life,everyone's always told me,"You're a shoe!"

91>>"You're a shoe!"

92>>What if I don't want to be a shoe?

93>>What if I want to be a purse?

94>>Or a hat?

95>>No,I don't want you to buy me a hat!

96>>It's a metaphor,Daddy!

97>>You can see where he'd have trouble.

98>>Look,Daddy, it's my life.

99>>Well,maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.

100>>I guess we've established she's staying with Monica.

101>>Well,maybe that's my decision.

102>>Maybe I don't need your money.

103>>Wait! I said maybe!

104>>Just breathe. That's it.

105>>Try to think of nice,calm things.

106>>Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens

107>>Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mittens

108>>La la la something And noodles with string

109>>I'm all better now.

110>>I helped.

111>>This is probably for the best.

112>>Independence. Controlling your life. The whole hat thing.

113>>You can always come to Joey.

114>>Me and Chandler live across the hall. He's away a lot.

115>>Stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day.

116>>Like there's a rule,or something?

117>>I got it.

118>>Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound.

119>>It's Paul.

120>>Oh,God,is it 6:30? Buzz him in.

121>>- Who's Paul? - Paul,the wine guy?

122>>Maybe.

123>>Your "not a real date" is with Paul,the wine guy?

124>>- He finally asked you out? - Yes!

125>>It's a "Dear Diary" moment.

126>>- Rach,I can cancel. - Please,go,I'll be fine.

127>>Ross,are you okay? Do you want me to stay?

128>>That'd be good.

129>>- Really?- Go on! It's Paul,the wine guy!

130>>Does he sell it,drink it?

131>>Or he just complains a lot?

132>>Hi,come in! Paul,this is..

133>>everybody. Everybody,this is Paul.

134>>- The wine guy. - I didn't catch your name. Paul?

135>>I'll be right back. I've just gotta go

136>>A-wandering?

137>>Change.

138>>Sit down. Two seconds.

139>>I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.

140>>Hey,Paul,here's a tip.

141>>She really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot..

142>>until it starts to get red.

143>>Shut up,Joey!

144>>What are you up to tonight?

145>>I was supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon..

146>>so,nothing.

147>>Right. You're not even getting your honeymoon.

148>>Although,Aruba. This time of year?

149>>Talk about your..

150>>big lizards.

151>>If you don't want to be alone tonight..

152>>Joey and Chandler are helping me with my furniture.

153>>We're very excited about it.

154>>Thanks. But I'm just going to hang out here.

155>>- It's been a long day. - Oh,sure.

156>>Phoebe,wanna help?

157>>I wish I could, but I don't want to.

158>>Love is sweet as summer showers Love is a wondrous work of art

159>>But your love Oh,your love,your love

160>>Is like a giant pigeon

161>>Crapping on my heart

162>>Thank you.

163>>I'm supposed to attach a bracket-y thing to the side things..

164>>using a bunch of these little worm guys.

165>>I have no bracket-y thing. I see no worm guys whatsoever..

166>>and I cannot feel my legs.

167>>- We got a bookcase. - It's beautiful.

168>>What's this?

169>>I would have to say that is an L-shaped bracket.

170>>- Which goes where? - I have no idea.

171>>- Done with the bookcase. - All finished.

172>>This was Carol's favorite beer.

173>>She always drank it out of the can. I should have known.

174>>- Start with that,we're out of here. - Please don't spoil all this fun.

175>>Let me ask you.

176>>She got the furniture, the stereo,the good TV.

177>>What did you get?

178>>- You guys. - You got screwed.

179>>- Oh,my God. - I know. I'm such an idiot.

180>>I should've known when she went to the dentist five times a week.

181>>I mean,how clean can teeth get?

182>>My brother's going through that.

183>>How did you get over it?

184>>He might accidentally break something valuable of hers.

185>>- Say her - Leg?

186>>That's one way of doing it. I went for the watch.

187>>You actually broke her watch?

188>>The worst I ever did was shred my old boyfriend's favorite towel.

189>>- Steer clear of you. - That's right.

190>>Barry,I'm sorry. I am so sorry.

191>>You probably think it's about making love with your socks on,but it isn't.

192>>It's about me. And I just

193>>The machine cut me off again. Anyway..

194>>I know that some lucky girl is going to become Mrs. Barry Finkel.

195>>But it isn't me. It's not me.

196>>Not that I have any idea who "me" is right now,but you just

197>>I'm divorced.

198>>- I'm only 26,and I'm divorced! - Shut up!

199>>That only took me an hour.

200>>We haven't had a relationship that's lasted longer than a Mento.

201>>You have had the love of a woman for four years.

202>>Four years of closeness and sharing, after which she ripped your heart out.

203>>That is why we don't do it!

204>>I don't think that was my point!

205>>Know what's scary? What if there's only one woman for everybody?

206>>I mean,what if you get one woman,and that's it?

207>>Unfortunately,in my case, there was only one woman for her.

208>>What are you talking about? One woman.

209>>That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream.

210>>Let me tell you something. There's lots of flavors out there.

211>>Rocky road and cookie dough and bing cherry vanilla.

212>>You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream.

213>>It's the best thing to happen to you!

214>>You got married. You were like,what,8?

215>>Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon!

216>>- I don't know if I'm hungry or horny. - Then stay out of my freezer.

217>>Ever since she walked out on me..

218>>What?

219>>You wanna spell it out with noodles?

220>>It's more of a fifth date kind of revelation.

221>>So there's going to be a fifth date?

222>>Isn't there?

223>>Yeah,yeah. I think there is.

224>>What were you going to say?

225>>Ever since she left me..

226>>I haven't been able to perform..

227>>sexually.

228>>Oh,God! I'm so sorry.

229>>Being spit on is probably not what you need right now.

230>>How long?

231>>- Two years. - Wow.

232>>I'm glad you smashed her watch.

233>>So you still think you might want that fifth date?

234>>Yeah. Yeah,I do.

235>>We are gathered here to join Joanie Louise Cunningham..

236>>and Charles. Chachi,Chachi,Chachi..

237>>in the bonds of holy matrimony.

238>>See!

239>>But Joanie loved Chachi. That's the difference.

240>>"Grab a spoon."

241>>Do you know how long it's been since I grabbed a spoon?

242>>Do the words,"Billy,don't be a hero," mean anything to you?

243>>Great story. But I gotta go.

244>>I got a date with Andrea. Angela. No,Andrea.

245>>Andrea's the screamer. Angela has cats.

246>>Right,thanks. It's Julie. I'm out of here.

247>>Here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough..

248>>to ask a woman out..

249>>who am I going to ask?

250>>Isn't this amazing? I've never made coffee in my life.

251>>- That is amazing. - Congratulations.

252>>If I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do.

253>>I think it's,"If I can invade Poland, there's nothing I can't do."

254>>If you feel like you have to make a Western omelet or something..

255>>Although,actually I'm really not that hungry.

256>>Oh,good. Lenny and Squiggy are here.

257>>- Good morning. - Good morning.

258>>- Morning. - Morning,Paul.

259>>- Hello,Paul. - Hi. Paul,is it?

260>>- Thank you so much. - Stop.

261>>Last night was like all my birthdays,both graduations..

262>>plus the barn-raising scene in Witness.

263>>We'll talk later.

264>>Thank you.

265>>That wasn't a real date.

266>>What the hell do you do on a real date?

267>>Shut up and put my table back.

268>>I've got to get to work.

269>>If I don't input those numbers, it doesn't make much of a difference.

270>>So,like,you guys all have jobs?

271>>Yeah,we all have jobs. That's how we buy stuff.

272>>- Yeah,I'm an actor. - Have I seen you in anything?

273>>I doubt it. Mostly regional work.

274>>Unless you saw the Wee One's production of Pinocchio..

275>>at the little theater in the park?

276>>It was a job!

277>>"Look,Geppetto. I'm a real live boy."

278>>- I will not take this abuse. - You're right,I'm sorry.

279>>Once I was a wooden boy A little wooden boy

280>>You should both know that he's a dead man.

281>>Oh,Chandler!

282>>How are you doing today? Sleep okay?

283>>Did you talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.

284>>I see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.

285>>I know. He's just so..

286>>- Remember you and Tony Demarco? - Oh,yeah.

287>>Well,it's like that. With feelings.

288>>- Wow,are you in trouble! - Big time!

289>>Want a wedding dress? Hardly used.

290>>I think we're getting a little ahead of ourselves.

291>>I'm going to get up,go to work, and not think about him all day.

292>>Or else I'm going to get up and go to work.

293>>- Wish me luck! - What for?

294>>I'm gonna go get one of those job things.

295>>- Hi,Monica. - Franny,welcome back.

296>>- How was Florida? - You had sex,didn't you?

297>>- How do you do that? - I hate you.

298>>I'm pushing my aunt through Parrot Jungle,you're having sex.

299>>So,who?

300>>You know Paul?

301>>Paul,the wine guy? Yeah,I know Paul.

302>>You mean,you know Paul like I know Paul?

303>>What? I take credit for Paul.

304>>Before me,there was no snap in his turtle for two years.

305>>Of course it was a line.

306>>Why would anybody do something like that?

307>>I assume we want an answer more sophisticated than:

308>>"To get you into bed."

309>>I hate men.

310>>Don't hate. You don't want to put that out into the universe.

311>>Is it me?

312>>Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs..

313>>and men with emotional problems can hear?

314>>Come here. Give me your feet.

315>>I just thought he was nice,you know?

316>>I can't believe you didn't know it was a line.

317>>- Guess what? - You got a job?

318>>Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing.

319>>- I was laughed out of 12 interviews. - You're surprisingly upbeat.

320>>You'd be too, if you found these boots on sale..

321>>50% off.

322>>How well you know me.

323>>They're my "I don't need a job..

324>>I've got great boots" boots.

325>>- How did you pay? - Credit card.

326>>And who pays for that?

327>>My father.

328>>Is this really necessary? I can stop charging any time.

329>>You can't live off your parents.

330>>I know that. That's why I was getting married.

331>>Give her a break. It's hard being on your own.

332>>Thank you.

333>>I remember when I first came to this city,I was 14.

334>>Mom had killed herself, stepdad was in jail.

335>>I didn't know anybody here.

336>>I ended up living with this albino guy who was cleaning windshields.

337>>And then he killed himself.

338>>Then I found aromatherapy. So I know exactly how you feel.

339>>The word you're looking for is:

340>>"Anyway.."

341>>- You ready? - No,how can I be ready?

342>>"Ready to jump out of the plane with no parachute?"

343>>- I can't do this. - I know you can.

344>>- No. - You made coffee,you can do anything.

345>>Cut. Cut. Cut.

346>>You know what? I think we can leave it at that.

347>>- Kind of a symbolic gesture. - Rachel,that was a library card.

348>>If you listen closely,you can hear a thousand retailers scream.

349>>Welcome to the real world!

350>>It sucks. You're gonna love it.

351>>That's it. Are you going to crash on the couch?

352>>- No,I gotta go home sometime. - Are you gonna be okay?

353>>Look what I just found on the floor.

354>>What?

355>>That's Paul's watch. Just put it back where you found it.

356>>Oh,boy! All right.

357>>- Good night,everybody. - Good night.

358>>- I'm sorry. Have it,I don't want it. - Split it?

359>>You probably didn't know this, but in high school..

360>>I had a major crush on you.

361>>I knew.

362>>You did?

363>>I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky brother.

364>>I did.

365>>Listen,do you think..?

366>>Try not to let my vulnerability become a factor here.

367>>Do you think it would be okay if I asked you out sometime?

368>>Yeah.

369>>Maybe.

370>>Okay.

371>>Okay,maybe I will.

372>>- Good night. - Good night.

373>>See you.

374>>Wait,wait. What's with you?

375>>I just grabbed a spoon.

376>>- I can't believe what I'm hearing. - Can't believe what I'm hearing

377>>- What? I said -  What? I said

378>>- Would you stop? - Was I doing it again?

379>>Yes!

380>>I said you had a nice butt. It's just not a great butt.

381>>- You won't know a butt if it bit you. - There's an image.

382>>Would anybody like more coffee?

383>>You made it, or you're serving it?

384>>- I'm just serving it. - I'll have a cup of coffee.

385>>Kids,new dream.

386>>I'm in Las Vegas.

387>>Miss,more coffee?

388>>Could you give this to that guy over there?

389>>Go ahead. Thank you.

390>>Sorry. Okay,Las Vegas.

391>>I'm in Las Vegas.

392>>I'm Liza Minnelli..

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2>>荣誉出品 河马根据friends6字幕完美调较时间轴

3>>没什么好说的! 他不过是我的同事!

4>>少来了,你和那个人一起出去!

5>>和你交往的男人一定有问题!

6>>打住,乔伊,嘴下留德

7>>他驼背?既驼背又带假发?

8>>慢着,他吃粉笔吗?

9>>我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙

10>>各位别急, 这不算约会

11>>我们不过是出去吃晚餐 而且不做爱

12>>听起来好像是说我的约会

13>>记得中学时代的梦, 我站在自助餐厅

14>>突然发现自己全身赤裸

15>>我做过那样的梦

16>>我低头一看, 看见有一支电话…

17>>在那儿

18>>- 而不是…? - 没错

19>>我没做过那样的梦

20>>突然,那个电话响了

21>>我不知道该怎么办, 大家都看着我

22>>之前他们就不看着你?!

23>>最后,我觉得应该接这个电话

24>>发现是我妈妈打来的,

25>>这十分怪 因为….她从来不打电话给我!

26>>嘿

27>>这家伙说“你好”的时候, 我总想杀了我自己

28>>你还好吧?

29>>我就感觉好像某人伸手进我的喉咙, 抓住我的小肠,从我的嘴里拉出来

30>>- 再在我的脖子上打结… - 要饼干吗?

31>>卡箩今天搬走了她的东西

32>>- 我给你拿咖啡. - 谢谢

33>>不,不要! 不要清理我的气息!

34>>- 不要管我的气息,好吗? - 好呀!  继续痛苦吧!

35>>- 我会没事的,好吧?. 真的,各位,我希望她开心. - 不,你并不希望

36>>是的,我不希望!  去她的, 她离开了我!

37>>你又不知道她是女同性恋

38>>不知道!! 行了吧?!

39>>为什么每个人老是提它?

40>>她都不知道,我怎么会知道?

41>>有时候我希望我是女同性恋…

42>>我大声说出来啦?

43>>我昨晚告诉爸爸妈妈了, 他们看起来没什么问题

44>>噢, 真的吗?

45>>那我凌晨三点接到一个女人 打来的可笑电话,她在电话中抽泣说

46>>“我不会有孙子了,我不会有孙子了.” 那是怎么回事?打错电话啦?

47>>对不起

48>>没事的,罗斯,瞧. 你现在感到很痛苦

49>>你很生气.你感到伤心

50>>我告诉你答案是什么?

51>>脱衣舞俱乐部!

52>>别这样,你单身了!有需求的!

53>>我不想单身,好吗?

54>>我只想….再次结婚!

55>>而我只想要100万美金!

56>>- 瑞秋?! - 噢,上帝,莫妮卡,你好,感谢上帝!

57>>我刚到你那里去,而你不在,

58>>那个拿着大锤子的家伙说你可能在这里, 你真在这里,你真在这里!

59>>- 你想点咖啡吗? - 无咖啡因的

60>>好了,各位,这位是瑞秋, 另一个林肯高中的幸存者

61>>这就是各位啦 这是钱德,菲比

62>>乔伊. 还有,你还记得我哥哥Ross吗?

63>>- 当然,你好! - 你好

64>>那你现在可以告诉我们了吗, 还是说我们在等着四位湿漉的伴娘?

65>>好吧,大概在婚礼前半个小时.

66>>我在礼品间里

67>>我正看着那个船形卤肉盘. 那是个非常好看的船形卤肉盘

68>>然后,突然-

69>>有糖吗?

70>>我发现我对这个船形卤肉盘 比对Barry更有冲动!

71>>然后我吓呆了,突然想到:

72>>Barry看起来多象土豆头先生呀

73>>我总是觉得他眼熟,但是…

74>>不管怎么说,我必须离开那里, 我在想

75>>“我为什么这样做, 我为谁这样做?”

76>>我不知道该去哪里, 而且我知道我和你有点疏远了

77>>但你是我这个城市里唯一认识的人

78>>- 还没有被邀请到婚礼上. - 噢,我不希望提起这件事….

79>>我猜他给她买了个管风琴, 而她很不喜欢那个

80>>吐拿鱼或鸡蛋沙拉?快决定!

81>>“克莉丝汀吃什么我吃什么.”

82>>爸爸,我只是…不能嫁给他!

83>>对不起,我只是不爱他了

84>>这对我很有关系!

85>>“如果我不抓着我的头发, 我的头就会掉下来.”

86>>噢,她真不应该穿那条裤子

87>>我说把她推下楼

88>>把她推下楼!把她推下楼! 把她推下楼!

89>>爸爸,听我说!

90>>这就好像,在我一生中, 所有人都告诉我, “你是鞋子!”

91>>“你是鞋子,你是鞋子,你是鞋子!”

92>>然后今天,我不这么认为了,对我自己说, '如果我不想成为鞋子呢?

93>>如果我想成为一个包?

94>>或一顶帽?

95>>不,我不是让你给我买帽子

96>>这是个比喻,爸爸!

97>>你能发现他哪里出问题了

98>>爸爸,这是我的生活

99>>也许我可以和莫妮卡住在一起

100>>我猜我们已经确定 她和莫妮卡住在一起了…

101>>也许那是我的决定

102>>也许我不需要你的钱

103>>等等!我说也许!!

104>>呼吸,呼吸,对啦

105>>只想着一些让你镇定的好东西…

106>>玫瑰上的雨滴 还有猫的胡须

107>>门铃和雪橇铃还有手套…

108>>啦啦啦,还有一些面条…

109>>我现在好多了

110>>我帮上忙啦!

111>>瞧,这也许是最好的?

112>>独立了,把握自己的生活. 就像你说的“帽子”的事情

113>>还有,你还需要什么, 你可以来找乔伊

114>>我和钱德就住在对面. 而且他经常不在

115>>乔伊,不要再勾引她了! 今天是她结婚的日子!

116>>怎么啦,难道这还有什么规定吗?

117>>我来

118>>请不要再这么干,那是很讨厌的声音

119>>恩,我是保罗

120>>天呀,到6:30了吗?让他进来!

121>>- 谁是保罗? - 保罗,调酒师, 保罗?

122>>也许是吧

123>>等等,你今晚的“不是真正约会” 是和调酒师保罗?

124>>- 他终于约你出去啦? - 是的!

125>>噢,真是个可以载入日记的时刻

126>>- 瑞秋, 等等,我可以取消…. - 不,别,你去吧,没什么的!

127>>Ross,你还好吧? 你希望我留下来吗?

128>>那会很好的…

129>>- 真的? - 不,去吧! 那可是调酒师保罗!

130>>那是什么意思? 他卖酒,喝酒

131>>还是抱怨酒?

132>>进来,保罗,这是.

133>>大家, 各位,这是保罗

134>>- 你好! 保罗!嘿!调酒师!嘿! - 对不起,我没听清楚你的名字.保罗,是吗?

135>>好啦,我就….我就回来,我要…….

136>>闲逛?

137>>换衣服!

138>>好了,坐会儿. 很快就好

139>>噢,我刚拔掉四根睫毛. 不是个好兆头

140>>你好, 保罗! 告诉你个小秘密

141>>她很喜欢你来回在同一个地方揉她的脖子

142>>重复来重复去,直到变红为止

143>>闭嘴, 乔伊!

144>>那么瑞秋,你今晚…打算干什么?

145>>我本来应该到Aruba度蜜月

146>>所以…没事做!

147>>是呀,你都没办法过蜜月

148>>不过,Aruba,这个时候…?

149>>你可以谈论下.

150>>大蜥蜴

151>>不管怎样,如果今晚你觉得寂寞的话

152>>乔伊和钱德要过来帮我组装我的新家具

153>>是呀,而且我们为此感到兴奋

154>>谢谢了,不过我想今晚还是呆在这里吧

155>>- 今天可真是漫长. - 是呀,没错

156>>嘿,Pheebs,你要来帮忙吗?

157>>噢,我希望我能,但是我不想

158>>爱情就像夏日冲凉一样甜美, 爱情是无以伦比的艺术品

159>>但是,你的爱呀,你的爱, 你的爱…

160>>就好像一只巨大的鸽子…

161>>在我心中排泄

162>>La-la-la-la-la- 谢谢. La-la-la-la…呜呜呜呜呜呜

163>>我应该把支架固定在侧面

164>>用螺纹蜗轮…

165>>我没有支架,没有看到螺纹蜗轮

166>>而且..我的腿麻了

167>>- 我想我们弄好书架了. - 看起来不错

168>>那是什么?

169>>我认为那应该是个L型支架

170>>- 它应该安在哪里? - 我完全…没有主意

171>>-搞定书架了! -完工了!

172>>这是卡箩最喜欢的啤酒

173>>她总是不用罐喝,我该知道

174>>- 你要是再开始那些话,我们就走了. - 就是,不要把这些快乐给搞砸了

175>>Ross,问你一个问题

176>>她得到家具,音响,电视-

177>>你得到了什么?

178>>- 你们呀.   - 天呀. - 你被坑了. - 上帝!

179>>- 我的老天! - 我知道,我是个笨蛋

180>>当她一礼拜见4,5次牙医, 我就该知道了

181>>谁的牙齿需要这么干净呀?

182>>我哥哥正在克服这种事呢, 他糟透了

183>>你是怎么克服的?

184>>你可以试着砸烂她的一些贵重的东西

185>>- 比如她的… - …腿?

186>>那是一个例子! 我- 砸了她的表

187>>你真的砸了她的表?

188>>我干的最坏的一件事是… 把我男友最喜欢的浴巾撕烂了

189>>- 消除痛苦. - 没错

190>>Barry,对不起,对不起

191>>我知道你可能认为和那天我对你说 你穿袜子做爱有关,但不是的

192>>这和我有关,我只是…

193>>嘿,机器又把线路挂断了.

194>>我知道会有很幸运的女孩 成为凡可•巴瑞太太的

195>>但她不会是我

196>>而且我现在也不知道我到底是谁.  但你得给我机会去.

197>>我离婚了!

198>>- 我才26岁就离婚了! - 闭嘴!  -你得停下来!

199>>我花了一个小时弄那个

200>>Ross,你得明白, 我们两个还没有长久的恋爱关系呢

201>>而你已经和一个女人相爱四年了

202>>四年的亲近和分享, 最后她把你的心给伤透了

203>>这就是为什么我们不这么干!

204>>我不认为那是我的意思!

205>>你知道最可怕的地方是什么吗?  如果每个人只有一个女人适合,知道吗?

206>>就是说如果你拥有一个女人,就成了

207>>不幸的是,她拥有了一个女人…

208>>你在说什么呀? '一个女人'?

209>>那就好像你只有一种口味的冰激凌

210>>让我告诉你,Ross. 还有很多种口味

211>>有Rocky Road口味,Cookie Dough口味, 然后还有香草口味

212>>还可以和糖条,果仁,或者奶油一起吃!

213>>现在是你一生中最好的事情发生了!

214>>你难道是八岁结婚的?

215>>欢迎回到现实里! 拿起勺子!

216>>- 我真不知道我是饿了还是饥渴了. - 离我的冰箱远点!

217>>从她离开我之后,我…

218>>怎么啦?

219>>难道你想边吃面条边讲出来?

220>>不,不止要和你第五次约会的事情

221>>噢,那么会有第五次约会咯?

222>>你不想?

223>>不,我想

224>>-你要说什么?

225>>好吧,自从,自从她离开我之后

226>>我就一直不能,不能.

227>>过性生活

228>>- 噢天那,对不起,对不起… - 没事,没事…

229>>我知道被人吐水应该不是你现在需要的

230>>- 恩,多久了?

231>>- 两年. - 哇哦!

232>>哇哦!我真高兴你砸了她的表!

233>>那你还希望有第五次约会吗?

234>>是的,我希望

235>>我们今天聚在这里参加Joanne Louise Cunningham

236>>和Charles. Chachi-Chachi-Chachi Arcola

237>>的神圣婚礼

238>>看!

239>>可是Joanne爱的是Chachi! 这就是不同!

240>>“拿起勺子..”

241>>你知道我多久没拿勺子了吗?

242>>难道'比利,别撑英雄' 这句话对你没意义?

243>>真是个好故事!. 但是,我得走了

244>>我要和Andrea,还是Angela, 还是Andrea约会?  该死

245>>Andrea是爱尖叫的那个, Angela有猫

246>>好啦.谢啦.是Julie.我走了

247>>问题来了.. 就算我想.

248>>约一个女人出来

249>>我该约谁?

250>>是不是很不可思议? 我以前可从来没冲过咖啡

251>>- 是很不可思议. - 恭喜你

252>>我认为如果我能冲咖啡, 我就什么事都可以做了

253>>我认为应该是, “如果我能入侵波兰, 我就什么事都可以做了.”

254>>你现在正进入角色, 有没有想做个蛋卷之类的东西…

255>>不过我还不太饿…

256>>真不赖, Lenny和Squigy在这里

257>>早上好 早上好

258>>- 早上好. - 早上好, 保罗

259>>- 你好, 保罗. - 嘿, 保罗, 对吗?

260>>- 谢谢你!  太感谢你了! - 不要这样!

261>>不,我要告诉你,昨晚上我就好像.. 我所有的生日..毕业典礼

262>>外加大厦落成典礼

263>>我们过会再说

264>>好的,谢谢你

265>>那不是真正的约会?!

266>>你真正的约会干什么?

267>>- 闭嘴,把我的桌子搬回去. - 好的!

268>>好啦,孩子们,我要去工作啦

269>>不过如果我不把那些数字输入,… 也不会有什么区别

270>>你们都有工作吗?

271>>对,我们都有.. 这样我们才有钱买东西

272>>- 对,我是演员. - 哇!我有见过你的作品吗?

273>>我不认为.大部分是地方性节目

274>>等等,除非你在公园小剧场

275>>看过重排的木偶奇遇记

276>>那还是份工作吧?

277>>'瞧,Gippetto,我是个真正的小男孩.'

278>>- 别这样羞辱我. - 你是对的,对不起

279>>“当我还是个小木头人,小木头人…”

280>>你们该知道,他快死了

281>>噢, 钱德?

282>>你今天怎么样? 睡得好吗?

283>>和Barry谈过吗? 我笑个不停

284>>看得出来,你就好像睡觉时 有个衣架在你嘴里

285>>我知道,他只是太…..

286>>- 你还记得你和Tony DeMarco吗? - 是的,记得

287>>就好像那样..的感觉

288>>- 哇,你有麻烦了. - 没错!

289>>想要婚纱吗? 几乎没用过

290>>我想我们谈的远了点

291>>好啦,我要站起来,去工作了, 而且不整天想着他

292>>或者只是站起来工作

293>>- 那么,祝我好运! - 为什么?

294>>我要去找那个工作的什么东西

295>>- 嘿, 莫妮卡!. - 嘿,Frannie,欢迎回来!

296>>- 佛罗里达怎么样? - 你做爱了,是吗??

297>>- 你怎么知道的? - 我恨你

298>>我在和我的Roz阿姨穿过鹦鹉丛林, 你却在做爱!

299>>那么,是和谁?

300>>你认识保罗吗?

301>>保罗,调酒那个? 是呀,我认识保罗

302>>你认识他就好像我认识他一样?

303>>开玩笑吧? 保罗还欠我人情呢

304>>在我之前, 他两年都没办法过性生活

305>>当然那是个谎言!

306>>为什么?为什么有人会做这样的事情?

307>>我想更复杂的答案是

308>>“和你上床”

309>>我恨男人,我恨男人!

310>>不,不要这样, 你不会希望把他们赶出宇宙的

311>>是因为我吗?

312>>是因为我有某种导向类的东西, 只有狗.

313>>有感情问题的男人才会发觉?

314>>好啦,过来这里,把你的脚给我

315>>我只是以为他是个好人

316>>我真不敢相信 你不知道那是个谎言!

317>>- 猜猜怎么样? - 你得到工作啦?

318>>开玩笑吗?我一点经验都没有!

319>>- 我今天被十二个招聘的嘲笑.. - 而且你还这么高兴.

320>>你也会的高兴的 如果你发现John和David的皮靴打… !

321>>5折

322>>是呀,你多了解我…

323>>这就是我的新皮靴 我不需要工作,我不需要父母

324>>我有我的新皮靴!

325>>- 你用什么付帐的? - 恩,信用卡

326>>那谁付帐单呢?

327>>恩… 我… 爸爸

328>>天呀,各位,这真的必要吗? 我随时都可以停止使用的

329>>你不能靠你爸爸过一辈子

330>>我知道,这就是为什么我要结婚

331>>别逼她,第一次独立生活是很困难的

332>>谢谢你

333>>不客气,记得我第一次来这个城市 我才十四岁

334>>我妈妈刚自杀,我的继父进了监狱

335>>然后在这里我不认识任何人

336>>然后我和一个在港务局 给人擦车窗的白化病人住在一起

337>>最后他也自杀了

338>>然后我找到按摩这份工作. 所以相信我,我完全了解你的感受

339>>你想说的话是:

340>>'总之'…

341>>- 好了,准备好了吗?? - 不不不,我没准备好,我怎么能准备好?

342>>“嘿, 瑞秋! 你没带降落伞就跳出飞机了?”

343>>- 不要这样,我做不到! - 你行,我知道你行!

344>>- 我不这么想. - 来嘛,你会泡咖啡!你能做任何事!

345>>来吧,剪掉,剪掉,剪掉,剪掉,剪掉,…

346>>知道吗? 我想我们可以就把它们放在这里

347>>- 这就好像某个肢体符号… - 瑞秋!那是图书卡!

348>>知道吗,如果你仔细听, 你可以听到店主们在尖叫

349>>欢迎来到真实世界!

350>>它很糟糕,但是你会喜欢的!

351>>好啦,够啦. 你要在沙发上睡?

352>>- 不,我要回家. - 你还好吗?   - 是的

353>>嘿,莫妮卡,瞧我刚在地板上发现什么

354>>什么?

355>>那是保罗的手表. 你就把它放回原处吧

356>>哦,孩子们,好啦

357>>- 好吧,晚安,各位. - 晚安

358>>- 对不起,你拿吧  - 不,你吃吧,我不想吃它 - 分着吃?   - 好吧

359>>好吧,你可能不知道,在高中,我曾

360>>暗恋过你

361>>我知道

362>>你知道!噢….

363>>我还以为你一直认为 我是莫妮卡的怪哥哥呢

364>>我是这么认为的

365>>听着, 你是不是认为..?

366>>噢,你不要太在意我的脆弱

367>>但是你认为我可以约你出去吗?有时?可能?

368>>当然

369>>可能

370>>好吧

371>>好吧,可能我会…

372>>- 晚安. - 晚安

373>>再见….

374>>等等,你怎么啦?

375>>我只是刚刚拿起勺子

376>>- 我真不敢相信我的耳朵. - 我真不敢相信我的耳朵.

377>>- 怎么啦,我说你有个- - 我说你有个…

378>>- 你能不能不那么干? - 噢,我又来了?

379>>- 没错!

380>>我说你有个好臀部. 但不是个很棒的臀部.

381>>- 噢,如果它不凑过来给你打一下, 你是不知道它是不是很棒的臀部的. - 想象一下

382>>有人要咖啡吗?

383>>你冲的,还是你端的?

384>>- 我端的. -- 好吧,我要杯咖啡

385>>孩子们,新的梦…

386>>我在拉斯维加斯

387>>小姐?能再来点咖啡吗?

388>>哦,对不起, 你能把这个给拿到那边吗?

389>>继续呀.. 谢谢

390>>对不起. 好吧,拉斯维加斯

391>>我在拉斯维加斯

392>>…我是Liza Minelli-